I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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