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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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