in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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