I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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