That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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