i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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