just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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