Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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