whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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