Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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