There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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