Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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