Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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