ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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