You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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