what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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