google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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