it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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