you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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