I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
