i don't plan on having that self control this summer
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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