Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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