You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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