a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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