dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine