what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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