The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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