I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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