I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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