The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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