Dual....:-)
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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