i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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