what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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