You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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