Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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