so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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