Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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