The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
try to milk me bitch
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