it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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