how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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