I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
