You're so nebulous sometimes
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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