i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i think im in europe. pls send help
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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