People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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