Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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