If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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