Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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