I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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