yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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