Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
