It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I want her autograph on my taint
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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