member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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