i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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