she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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