I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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