don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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